1 
He said to me .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? 

2
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart 

3
He said to me. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

4
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. 

5 
He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow. 

6 
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed..Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.