Earl and Bubba were quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly

Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ...women like that are hard to find." 
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