What is Computer Gender ??
Laugh at the difference between men and women
There was a group of adults who were taking Computer Science
course at
a Community College.
And after a few weeks of classes the Professor decided to
have some fun one day
as a little learning activity.
And he divided them into by their sex and put the men on one side of the room and the women on the other side of the room.
And he said, “ I want you all to do a project in the next
ten minutes and I just want you to determine what ‘Gender’ computer ought to be”
And so they deliberated and so finally there came the men
and they voted unanimously that computers should be referred to in the feminine
gender,
The reason why the Computer should be spoken up in the
feminine gender is because :
1. No
one but their Creator understand their internal logic.
2. When
computers communicate with each other they speak in code language that only they and experts can
understand.
3. Every
mistake you make is stored on their hard drive for later retrieval.
4. Because
as soon as you commit to one you find yourself spending half your paycheck
on accessorising it.
The woman had the last word on this subject.
The woman vote unanimously Computers must be in the masculine gender.
Why ???
First of all, in order to get their attention you have to
turn them on.
Secondly, they have a lot of data but still cannot think for
themselves.
Thirdly, they are supposed to help you solve problems but
half of the time they are the problem.
And the final reason they gave was…
Because as soon as you commit to one you realise that if you
had waited a little longer you could have got.. a better model…
In : Jokes