*Subject:* Urge at 54
>
>
>
> A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left
> it on the dining room table:
>
> "To My Dear Wife,
>
> You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
> years old, can no longer satisfy.
> I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
> Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly
> interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old
> secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
> Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight."
>
> When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
> the dining room table:
>
> "To My Dear Husband,
>
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. About my being 54
> years old, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
> also 54 years old.
> As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to
> inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with
> Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
> He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
> As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Maths, you
> will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
> difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
> Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."