Truth about Wives
Posted by kim on Friday, May 19, 2017 Under: Jokes
Subject: Fwd: Truth about Wives
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> Intelligent Husband
> .
> Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
> .
> Husband - Where are you going ?
> .
> Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
> .
> Husband also starts packing his clothes.
> .
> Wife - Now where are you going ?
> .
> Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
> .
> Wife - And what about the kids ?
> .
> Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
> .
> Clothes unpacked.
> Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face
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> Short Facts......
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>
>
> Wife : "why are u home so early?"
>
> Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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> Doctor : How is ur headache ?
> Patient : she's out of town.
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> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
> (1) Mobile
> (2) Automobile
> (3) TV
> (4) Wife
> Because, there is always a
> better model in neighborhood
>
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> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
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> It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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> Whisky is a brilliant invention.
>
> One double and you start feeling single again.
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> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that:
> The slide show begins.
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> Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
>
> All girls are devils,
> but my wife is the queen of them.
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> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> Q - You know why women love shoes?
>
> Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
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> Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
> Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
>
> Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
>
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> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
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> Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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> Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
> Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> The woman who invented the phrase ...
> "All men are the same"
> was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> There are 3 kinds of men in this
> world.
> Some remain single and make
> wonders happen.
> Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
> Rest get married and wonder what happened....
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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> Wives are magicians........
>
> They can change anything into an argument.
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Women live a Better, Longer &
> Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
> WHY?
> A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
> Women don't have a wife!
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle it...
>
>
>
> Intelligent Husband
> .
> Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
> .
> Husband - Where are you going ?
> .
> Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
> .
> Husband also starts packing his clothes.
> .
> Wife - Now where are you going ?
> .
> Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
> .
> Wife - And what about the kids ?
> .
> Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
> .
> Clothes unpacked.
> Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face
>
> Short Facts......
>
>
>
> Wife : "why are u home so early?"
>
> Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Doctor : How is ur headache ?
> Patient : she's out of town.
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
> (1) Mobile
> (2) Automobile
> (3) TV
> (4) Wife
> Because, there is always a
> better model in neighborhood
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
>
> It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Whisky is a brilliant invention.
>
> One double and you start feeling single again.
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that:
> The slide show begins.
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
>
> All girls are devils,
> but my wife is the queen of them.
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Q - You know why women love shoes?
>
> Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
> Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
>
> Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
>
> Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
> Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> The woman who invented the phrase ...
> "All men are the same"
> was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> There are 3 kinds of men in this
> world.
> Some remain single and make
> wonders happen.
> Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
> Rest get married and wonder what happened....
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Wives are magicians........
>
> They can change anything into an argument.
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Women live a Better, Longer &
> Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
> WHY?
> A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
> Women don't have a wife!
>
>
> ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
>
> Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle it...
>
>
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