An Indian go 2 a prostitute & say I pay u double if

u do it INDIAN STYLE, pros agreed. 

After have sex, she ask what is INDIAN STYLE?

He said payment after 90 days!

 

The gov't has announced that effective today,

all women & children be quarantine at home while

the men are allowed to enjoy outside due to the

outbreak of SARS (Songs, Alcohol,Romance & Sex)

 

Confucius said :

If Adam n Eve were Chinese, we would still

be in Paradise ...coz they would have eaten

the snake instead of the bloody apple ...!

 

Take time 2 laugh, it's the music of the soul.

Take time 2 dream, it's wat the future is made of!

Take time 2 Love & be Loved - it's God's greatest

gift.

 

A good friend is like a . (*)-(*)-. Bra.

comfortable, supportive,prevents you from falling,

holds you tight & is always close to your Heart.