HAVE A NICE DAY BUDDY ....
THE SECRETARY ...................
 
      
GEORGE: Your secretary is very sexy...
 
BILL: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica

  If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation 
& if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.

I'll lend it to you for a day & you can try her
functions.

Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted:

You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between

Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!