The Deaf Wife
Posted by kim on Thursday, July 12, 2012 Under: Jokes
A
man feared
his wife
wasn't hearing
as well as she
used to and
he thought she
might need a
hearing aid.
Not
quite sure how
to approach
her, he called
the family
doctor to
discuss the
problem.
The
Doctor told
him there is a
simple
informal test
the husband could
perform to
give the
doctor a
better idea
about her
hearing loss.
Here's
what you do,"
said the
Doctor, "stand
about 40 feet
away from her,
and in a
normal
conversational
speaking tone
see if she
hears you. If
not, go to 30
feet, then 20
feet, and so
on until you
get a
response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
No
response..
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?
Still
no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?
Again
there is no
response.
So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for dinner?"
(I just love this)
"Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"
So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for dinner?"
(I just love this)
"Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"
Moral:
DON’T ASSUME THAT YOUR DISABILITIES ARE YOUR WIFE'S
DON’T ASSUME THAT YOUR DISABILITIES ARE YOUR WIFE'S
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