A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.  Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu . . . .

+Tourist:                                                          $8.00

+Broiled Missionary:                                        $10.00

+Fried Explorer:                                              $12.50

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."