. THE BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

 

Here’s a good one about life …

 

THE BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
 
 Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
 Our Death is our Closing Balance!
 Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
 Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
 
 The Heart is our Current Asset
 The Soul is our Fixed Asset
 The Brain is our Fixed Deposit
 Thinking is our Current Account
 
 Achievements are our Capital
 Character & Morals are our Stock-in-Trade
 Friends are our General Reserves
 Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
 
 Patience is our Interest Earned
 Love is our Dividend
 Children are our Bonus Issues
 Education is our Brand/Patent/Intellectual Property
 
 Knowledge is our Investment
 Experience is our Premium Account
 The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
 The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.