Singaporean Salesman..
A Singaporean left his
job in Singapore
and joined as a salesman in a big
departmental store in Australia.
On the first day, the
Singaporean worked with full vigour.
At
Boss :- How much of
sales did you do on the first day?
Singaporean: Sir, I
attended to 1 Sale.
Boss : just Only 1 sale
the whole day? Usually every salesman here does
20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the money value
of your today's one sale?
Singaporean: $93300
dollars.
Boss : What!
Unbelievable! But how did you do that?
Singaporean: Sir, 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.
Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing
rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where
does he go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area....
Then I said it would
need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and
sold him a 20 ft double engine schooner boat.
When he said the boat
won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto
mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything.
So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.
And then he took
groceries worth $ 200 and 2 cases of beer.
Now the boss took 2
steps back and asked :- *You sold all this to the man who came just to buy only
1 fish hook*???
Singaporean: "NO,
SIR..." *He ONLY Came to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache....
I Explained to him that
Fishing is the
Boss : Where did you work before ???
Singaporean: Yes, I was a Minister in the government of Singapore: On any
minor issue, we make it seem like we are helping our people, but we end up
making them pay for a lot of useless stuff by making them believe it is good for them.
P/W Not sure whether it is a joke or a compliment to Singaporean ??…
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