SHAMAN

*A man with problems in his family life decided to go and consult a Shaman. The Shaman told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.*   

*After 2 weeks, the man went back to see the Shaman with  the sand .*  

*The Shaman performed his rituals and said to the man....I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said 'Go ahead. I want to hear it''.* .....

*The Shaman said 'The two boys you have are not yours, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant from your younger brother.* !!!!

*The man started laughing.... The Shaman asked him why he is laughing, after hearing all these bad news.*  ????

*The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The Shaman said 'Go ahead'... The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand from my home, so I took some from your compound!!!!.* 


*The  Shaman fainted.*.......