SENIOR'S MEDICINE CABINET

ALL NATURAL
It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.
I dont know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.








Disease
Wine
Daily dose
Allergies
Chardonnay de Paeuf
1 glass
Anemia
Graves
4 glass
 
 
 
Bronchitis
Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )
3 cups
Constipation
Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray
4 glass
Coronary arteries
Dry Champagne
4 glass
Diarrhea
Beaujolais Nouveau
4 glass
Fever
Champagne sec
1 bottle
Heart
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
Two glass
Uric acid gout
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
4 glass
Hypertension
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glass
Menopause
Saint Emilion
4 glass
Depression
Rhine
4 glass
Obesity
Burgundy
4 glass
Obesity
Rose Provence
1 bottle
Rheumatism
Champagne
4 glass
Excessive weight loss
Chateau de Beaune
4 glass
 
 
 
From the American Association
Of Retired People
 
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
 
 
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
 
 
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!