A very tall man walks into a bar and a blonde lady recognizes him as an International Rugby player.

 

 

They start to talk, and eventually go h om e to his place. 
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

 

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg,

he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear

and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams:

 

"Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies:

"No, no.....!!! Calm down,"

 

"It will say ADIDAS in a minute or so............!!!"