POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET (in Singapore )*
 
 *The first one goes:*
 
1) THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'
 
 *Another one...*
2) Here I lie in stinky vapour,
 Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
 Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
 Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
 
 *This one by a budding poet...*
3) Here I sit
 Broken hearted
 Tried to shit
 But only farted
 
 *Then the next guy comes along....*
4) You're lucky
 You had your chance
 I tried to fart,
 And shit my pants!
 
 *Third guy with some inspiration.....*
 5)I came here
 To shit and stink,
 But all I do
 Is sit and think.
 
 *The 4th guy....*
 6) Some come here to sit and think,
 Some come here to shit and stink,
 But I come
 here to scratch my balls ,
 And read the bullshit on the walls.....
 
 *Then this guy from Singapore Fire Dept ....... (written high upon the
wall)*
 7) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
 
 *Since the Ministry of Environment owns the toilets they have something to say too.....*
 8) We aim to please!
 You aim too! Please
 
 *and on the inside of a toilet door: *
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
 
 *And finally a restaurant owner took this aiming issue a step further.....*
 10) The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.