*Wife to her Accountant husband*: 
*what is inflation?*
Husband: 
Earlier you were *36-24-36.* 
But now you are
*48-40-48.* 
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. 
This is *INFLATION .*

*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*
Interviewer: What is Recession? 
Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!*

*Accountancy fact:*
What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
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*Wonders before and after marriage.* When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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*Philosophy of marriage* :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as *GOD*..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get *reversed*..
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*Secret formula for married couples...*
*"Love One Another"*
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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