*😝😜🤪😲😃Wife to her Accountant husband*: 😲
*what is inflation?*
Husband: 
Earlier you were *36-24-36.* 
But now you are
*48-40-48.* 
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. 
This is *INFLATION .😜*

*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*🤪
Interviewer: What is Recession? 
Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜*

*Accountancy fact:*😲😜🤪
What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*😝
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*😝😜
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣
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*😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲* When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*😜👻😲😝Philosophy of marriage* :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as *GOD*..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get *reversed*..😂😂😂😂
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*👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for married couples...*
*"Love One Another"*
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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