One-Liners 
 
1.  LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN MISTAKES CAN LENGTHEN YOUR LIFE - SO SAYS RESEARCH.
LAUGHING AT YOUR WIFE’S MISTAKES CAN SHORTEN YOUR LIFE - SO SAYS EXPERIENCE.
 
2.  ISN’T LIFE LIKE A GRAMMAR LESSON?
AT TIMES, WE FIND THE PAST- PERFECT & THE PRESENT -  TENSE
 
3.  IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW OFTEN A MARRIED MAN CHANGES JOBS,
HE STILL ENDS UP WITH THE SAME BOSS!
  
LIES DO NOT END A RELATIONSHIP.
TRUTH  OFTEN  DOES.
  
4.  EXTENDED VERSION OF STEVE JOB’S LAST WORDS :
“I-PILL IS NOT OUR PRODUCT … I-PAD IS NOT A SANITARY NAPKIN”.
  
5.  CONDOMS DON’T  NECESSARILY ENSURE  SAFE SEX.
A FRIEND OF MINE WAS WEARING ONE WHEN HE WAS SHOT DEAD BY THE WOMAN’S HUSBAND!