Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette

A woman was driving at night on a narrow country road.   At the same time, a man was driving at the opposite direction of that same road. 

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When they narrowly passed each other at high speed, the woman rolled down her window and loudly shouted
Donkey !

 

Immediately the man shouted back

BITCH !

The man laughed.   He was proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and took the next turn in the road,  maintaining his speed.




Moral of the story:

Men never listen and, when they do, they don't understand a word the woman say.