Posted by kim on Friday, June 1, 2012 Under: Jokes
The Centre for
Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious,
potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even
electronically.
This
virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from
your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO
NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you
should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises.
Take two good
friends to the nearest liquorstore and purchase one or both of the antidotes -
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
You should immediately
forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you
have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help
immediately.
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