An  old man, Mr.. Wallace,
  Was  living in a nursing home.

One  day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. 
Nurse Tracy asked him if there  was anything  wrong.

'Yes,  Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
  'My  Private Part died today, and I  am very  sad.'
  
   Knowing  her patients were a little forgetful  and
  Sometimes  a little crazy, she  replied,
  'Oh,  I'm so sorry, Mr.  Wallace.
  Please  accept my condolences.'

The  following day, Mr. Wallace was walking
  Down  the hall with his Private Part  hanging out
  Of  his pyjamas.
He  met Nurse Tracy 'Mr. Wallace,'  she said,
  'You  shouldn't be walking down the  hall like that. Please put your  Private  Part back inside your  pyjamas.'

'But,  Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr.  Wallace.
  'I  told you yesterday that my Private  Part died.'

'Yes,'  said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me  that,
  But  why is it hanging out of your  pyjamas?'

(You've  gotta love this.)

'Well,'  he replied, 'Today is the  viewing.'

IF  YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING
SOMETHING  IS WRONG WITH YOU!