LOVE YOUR JOB...WHATEVER IT TAKES....BECAUSE....

When  you have an
'I  Hate My Job  day' 

[Even  if you're retired, you sometimes have those  days] 

Try  this out: 

Stop  at your  pharmacy and  go to the thermometer section  and purchase  a rectal thermometer  made 
by  Johnson & Johnson. 

Be very sure  you get this brand. 

When you get home, lock your  doors, draw  
the curtains and disconnect the  phone 
so  you will not be disturbed. 

Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit 
in  your favorite chair. Open the package and remove  the thermometer. 

Now, carefully place it on a table or a  surface 
so that it will not become chipped or  broken. 



Take out the  literature from the box and read it  
carefully. 

You will notice that in small print there is a  
statement: 


"Every  Rectal Thermometer  
made by Johnson &  Johnson 
is  personally tested  and  then  sanitized." 


Now,  close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times,' I am so glad I do not work in the  thermometer quality control department  at Johnson  &  Johnson..' 

HAVE  A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS  SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A  PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!

Remember,  if you haven't got a smile on your face and  laughter in your  
heart.... 

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and  Johnson! 


Enjoy  life now - It has an expiry date!