I was in a Starbucks Cafe recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that

 I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me!
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod! ... and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!