A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
 A boy is grown up when he starts removing it....!!
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 We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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 Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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 Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
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 Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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 Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A
 Woman Completely....?
 Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
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 Why Did Newton Commit
 Suicide....?
 Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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 Why Are Vegetarian Women
 Silent During Sex....?
 They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!