*A wife decides to take her husband Dave to a strip club for his birthday.*

*They arrive at the club and the doorman says, 'Hey, Dave! How you doing?"*

*His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.*

*"Oh no," says Dave "He's on my bowling team."*

*When they are seated,a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual drink and brings over a Budweiser*

*His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,How did she know that you drink Budweiser?*

*She's in the Ladies Bowling Lengum honey. We share lanes with them."*

*A stripper then comes over to their table,throws her arms around Dave, and says 'Hi Davey,Want your usual table dance, big boy.*

*Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.*

*Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab before she enters the door, he jumps in beside her.*

*He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else but his wife isn't having any of it.*

*She is screaming at him at the top of her lung calling him every name in the book.*

*The cabby turns his hood and says, looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."*