Guess what this is?















It’s a new Prison in UK !

Prison vs Work:
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:
  


@ PRISON


@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell


@ PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in a 6x6 cubicle /office

@ WORK

You get three meals a day, fully paid for


@ PRISON

You get a break for one meal, and
you have to pay for it

@ WORK

You get time off for good behaviour

You get more work for good behaviour


@ PRISON


The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

 

@ PRISON


@ WORK
You must often carry a security card, and open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK

You get your own toilet


@ PRISON

You have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit

 


@ PRISON

You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

 


@ PRISON

You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars,

wanting to get out

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out, and go inside bars



@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens



@ WORK
They are called managers.


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.