Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, living in Auckland, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack 
suggests they go in. 

Jack addresses the man behind the counter: 
"Are you the owner?" 

The pharmacist answers, "Yes." 

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do." 

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?" 

Pharmacist: "All kinds " 

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?" 

Pharmacist: "Definitely." 

Jack: "How about suppositories?" 

Pharmacist: "You bet!" 

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works...." 

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely...." 

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" 

Pharmacist: "We sure do...." 

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." 

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?" 

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."