FOUR RETIREES VISIT A BAR
Posted by kim on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 Under: Jokes
FOUR
RETIREES VISIT
A BAR
Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be
true.
The
old bartender
says in a
voice that
carries across
the room,
"Come on in
and let me
pour one for
you! What'll
it be,
gentlemen?"
There's
a fully
stocked bar,
so each of the
men orders a
martini.
In
no time the
bartender
serves up four
iced martinis
shaken, not
stirred and
says, "That'll
be 10 cents
each, please."
The
four guys
stare at the
bartender for
a moment, then
at each other.
They
can't believe
their good
luck. They pay
the 40 cents,
finish their
martinis, and
order another
round.
Again,
four excellent
martinis are
produced, with
the bartender
again
saying,"That's
40 cents,
please."
They
pay the 40
cents, but
their
curiosity gets
the better of
them.
They've
each had two
martinis and
haven't even
spent a dollar
yet.
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as
good
as these for a
dime apiece?"
"I'm
a retired
tailor from
Phoenix ," the
bartender
says, "and I
always wanted
to own a bar.
Last year I
hit the
Lottery
Jackpot for
$125 million
and decided to
open this
place. Every
drink costs a
dime. Wine,
liquor, beer
it's all the
same."
"Wow!
That's some
story!" one of
the men says.
As
the four of
them sip at
their
martinis, they
can't help
noticing seven
other people
at the end of
the bar who
don't have any
drinks in
front of them
and haven't
ordered
anything the
whole time
they've been
there.
Nodding
at the seven
at the end of
the bar, one
of the men
asks the
Bartender,
"What's with
them?"
The bartender says, "They're retirees from Singapore. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..."
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