⛔DIVORCE vs. MURDER

A nice, calm & respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes & said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide❗

The pharmacist asked "Why in the world do you need cyanide❓
 
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband❗
 
The pharmacist's eyesgot big & he explained, "Lord have mercy❗

I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law.  I'll lose my license❗

They'll throw both of us in jail❗

All kinds of bad things will happen.  Absolutely not❗

You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce"❗
 
The lady reached into her purse & pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife.
 
The pharmacist looked at the picture & said,

 *"You didn't tell me you had a prescription"*