I have a Benefit Question :
 
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old 
daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.  
 
My father eventually married her without my authorization.
 
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my 
son-in-law. 
 
My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a 
son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's 
mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
 
Therefore, it appears that I  am also my wife's grandchild. 
 
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became 
my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. 
My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. In light of the above
mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's
brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
 
Sincerely yours,
 
Mohammed
 
 
 
THE  ANSWER:
 
Of course you qualify Mohammed!
 
I have arranged to start mailing checks to all of you just as soon as 
you arrive here.

 
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