Amazing Facts..

 

Fact 1

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee!

 (Hardly seems worth it.)

 

Fact 2

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


Fact 3

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G!)


Fact 4

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!

(O.M.G.!!!)


Fact 5

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig's orgasm!)


Fact 6

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)


Fact 7

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

 

Fact 8

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes! Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

 

Fact 9

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)

 

Fact 10

Some lions mate over 50 times a day!

(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity!)

 

Fact 11

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know?!)

 

Fact 12

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm...)

 

Fact 13

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

 

Fact 14

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)


Fact 15

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out!)

 

Fact 16

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that!)

 

Fact 17

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too!!)


Fact 18

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

(Polar bears have hands???)


Fact 19

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pigs? Do the dolphins know about the pigs?)


Fact 20

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send them to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

 

In other words, send it to everyone!


            (...and God, I love that pig!)

                        (me too)