Someone asks Ah Beng why
Lee Hsien Loong goes walking only in the evening
but not in the morning.
Ah Beng replies `Because he is PM not AM'


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Ah Beng buys a new mobile.
He sends a message to everyone in his Phone Book
& says .......
'My Mobile  number has changed. Earlier it
was Nokia 3310.  Now it is Nokia 6610'

 
 
Ah Beng : I am proud coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.


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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
 

 Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u
          remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


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Ah Beng : People consider me as a  'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said,
                  Oh GOD!  Why U come here again?


 Ah Beng reports to police:
'Sir, all items are missing except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Why the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'


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Ah Beng comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for  compliment.'

How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases his notes from the book when
the teacher erases the board.

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Ah Beng goes to the cinema alone and returns later with 17 other friends.
He had read a sign which said "Under 18 not allowed"


 Ah  Beng was sitting in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I am here?'

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Ah Beng always sit on the lower level of double-decker buses.
When asked why so, he says upstairs no driver.

 

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella.'