A Policeman and Senior Citizen

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160 kph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the F3, enjoying pushing the pedal  to the metal
even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police  car behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it
to 180 kph, then 190, then 200kph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing?
I'm too old for this nonsense!". So he pulled over  to the side of the road and waited for
the police car to catch up with  him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW,
looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and
I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding
that I've never heard before,  I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing  her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman