Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
     
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 
 
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'"


The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well....?"  

 

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

SLIM

TALL

BLONDE
38DD BREASTS
24" WAIST and
36" HIPS.

 

When she walks into a room, people say,
  
 "Jesus Christ”