THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2009

For his birthday, little Max asked for a 10-speed bicycle. 

His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is   $ 280,000 and your mother
just lost her job.. There's no way we can afford it.'  

The next day the father saw little Max heading out the front door with a suitcase So he asked, 'Son, where
are you going?' 

Little Max told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.  
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.   


And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
with a $280,000 mortgage and no f*#ken bike

P/S  Not for people under 16 years old !!